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Hi all! I’m back with the question. Whenever I receive a phone call, my phone says the name of the person who is calling, but my Apple Watch just says voicemail. How can I change the Apple Watch to make an announcement of the call that is being received?
The best time to impeach was 6 years ago. The second best time is now now now now right fucking now jesus how have you not impeached and convicted already
Does anyone know where fall detection is on my watch so I can set it up?

Fifty Years of Hard-Won Rights Are on the Line: The Fight to Save Section 504

Published in support of the National Federation of the Blind's March 2026 call to action. There is a lawsuit moving quietly through the American legal system right now that could undo five decades of civil rights progress for tens of millions of disabled Americans. It is called Texas v. Kennedy, and if you haven't heard of it yet, that is exactly the problem.

https://blindaccessjournal.com/2026/03/fifty-years-of-hard-won-rights-are-on-the-line-the-fight-to-save-section-504/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

Fifty Years of Hard-Won Rights Are on the Line: The Fight to Save Section 504

Published in support of the National Federation of the Blind’s March 2026 call to action. There is a lawsuit moving quietly through the American legal system right now that could undo five d…

Apple watch users: What are some apps you swear by and wy? I'm looking to get the most out of my watch. Boosts appreciate if you like :)

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Me, listening to Big Big Man by The House of the Black Gardenia: Yeah, daddy issues that tracks... Wait is Big Papa Bear really Putin or is that like a both can apply sort of situation? 🤔

"I just want your attention, want y’all to look at me
I’m the greatest - I’m the richest - everyone agrees
So let me get on top - to where a rich old white man should be
‘Cos I’m a big big man

Might have tiny little paws but I’ve got great big hair
And I’ve got it where it counts, that’s why there’s room to spare
In my great big suits - might not be debonaire
But I’m a big big man

You can see that California orange is my preferred hue
So I don’t care about skin colour, ‘long as you bleed red white and blue
‘Cos if you love your country, you must love me - that’ll do
For this big big man

When it’s cold in the night, when I turn out the light
I think of my big papa bear
Wish he could see what I’ve done, see what I’ve become
Wish I knew my daddy cared

Don’t listen to those nasty women, putting me down
Sayin’ I’m stupid, pig-headed, a narcissist, a clown
They’re only jealous and bitter ‘cos I’m wearing the crown
And I’m the big big man

Gold, silver, cars, houses, diamond rings
Even jobs and security, I’ll promise you anything
You can have whatever you want if you’ll just let me play king
And be the big big man

Hell, I don’t care about your issues, I just want your praise
Want you to shower me with it like golden rain
But if you try to criticise me, let me warn you again
I’m the big big man

When it’s cold in the night, when I turn out the light
I think of my big papa bear
Wish he could see what I’ve done, see what I’ve become
Wish I knew my daddy cared

When the other men come face me, I’ll just puff up my chest
I’m in charge here, don’t you know I won this contest?
You put my finger on your button, why shouldn’t I press?
I’m the big big man"

Oh my! It worked! Now on to the next form. I have no idea what I did to make it work, but Woo hoo! It worked!
I hate these medical forms online! I signed it, dated it and tried to submit it, but the signature of patient or guardian is required. So I tried tapping on the page to sign again, but voiceover won't let me into the text field. I suspect there isn't one, so I am going to need sighted help to submit this damn consent form.

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first says, “I like accountants on my operating table. When you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second replies, “Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded.”

The third says, “No, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth chimes in, “I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”

The fifth surgeon shuts them all up: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. There are only two moving parts—the mouth and the asshole—and they’re interchangeable.”