Aspartame

@Dst0ckIey
96 Followers
82 Following
44 Posts
I like to read about magic, medieval history & evolution. I like to think about unusual beliefs & communities. I like to be married to @correxbot.
Show threadAspartameAug 22, 2018
@TangoFoxtrot *sending positive vibes*
Show threadAspartameAug 22, 2018
@TangoFoxtrot I'm trying to get you all riled up and ready in order to face another probably awful day.
AspartameAug 22, 2018
Mornin' bitches.
AspartameAug 21, 2018
Seeing a lot of dogs on the old home feed. When in Dogsylvania...
Show threadAspartameAug 21, 2018
@stangleskid Sorry, but that is clearly already a gremlin.
Show threadAspartameAug 21, 2018
@primpker @craigdougscott @liftrs Fill his pouch with rocks.
AspartameAug 21, 2018
@eweish1 Busty aunts are the best aunts, imo. Make sure to mash the little ones directly into your pillowy bosom for maximum effect.
Show threadAspartameAug 20, 2018
@stangleskid @deev @Mosie Instead of blaming millennials they should look at upper mammagement.
AspartameAug 20, 2018
@Mosie I like it because I still get hot and resentful when I remember that my old manager at Olive Garden once sniped at me, "This isn't Hooters," when I painted my (very short) fingernails blaze orange.
Show threadAspartameAug 20, 2018
@Chinchillazilla WTF possums. Move further south!