| pronouns | he/him |
| politics | left |
| food takes? | no thanks |
| reply | guy |
I twist and turn, striking the training dummy over and over, in constant motion. my moves are fluid and powerful. after the demonstration I turn to my sensei and wait
eventually he nods, telling me I'm ready for the fight of a lifetime: defending candy corn from the haters
to celebrate jorts dot horse going back to jusiness as usual (jorts business as usual), here is a 25-use invite code!
https://jorts.horse/invite/zFyHvuDm
fancy restaurant business meeting aesthetic on display here folks, that's right, I brought out my FINEST PLAID,,
boost me hiding in the bathroom from the cries of SYNERGY and FUTURE-FOCUSED BUSINESS INTEGRATION,
okay, i know none of you can see this, but, we're gonna be down for maybe up to an hour!!! and we'll be back!!! and stronger, and jortser than ever!!!
A nipple for a nipple makes the whole world -b-l-i-n-d- better
Inspired by a quALITY QT on the TL, you know who you are (it’s the big giddy goth GF reading this 😍🕷♥️)
I was going to post an hilarious status about how I'm living in the future because I was banking online while Tooting, and then my instance went down
rad
1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊
3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him
koala monger
attractive nuisance
mobile suit filthy horse
GIRL CRUNCH
Louisa