The Dreaded Chalupacabra

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Bare Knuckle MMA instructor. Punk. Chef. Anarcho-primitivist.

I wonder what a mastadon tasted like.

ME: A rawhide book for dogs.

PETCO CEO: What's it about?

ME: It's sort of a chews your own adventure.

PETCO CEO: Get out of my office.

DOG: I think that job interview went well!
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a

ACCESSIBILITY TIP: Adding emojis to your display name is terrible for people who use screen readers.

I was just reminded by someone that when you do this (as I had done), then they have to listen to the screen reader read out all the emojis/icons BEFORE getting to your actual post.

So my name came across as:
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dan york satellite graphic satellite studio mic graphic studio mic curling stone graphic curling stone
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Thank you to the person who reminded me of this!

#accessibility

LOL😂