lmao since when have we sold chicken wings what the hell is going on

eat our pizza *does belissimo thing with hand*

customer: do you have vegetarian pizza
me: lol sure why not

garlic dip cancelled, just eat the crusts plain you fucking ingrates

:pizza:

a hilarious toot that is boosted many times, loved by all and considered a defining moment in mastodon history but followed by something extremely mediocre

@nessthehero we all clash with one another in life but what's important is how we resolve our differences

we're removing garlic bread from our menu, you fuckers don't deserve it

@Ymelia_ I think you need to update your lunch with a pizza tbh