lmao since when have we sold chicken wings what the hell is going on

eat our pizza *does belissimo thing with hand*

customer: do you have vegetarian pizza
me: lol sure why not

garlic dip cancelled, just eat the crusts plain you fucking ingrates

:pizza:

a hilarious toot that is boosted many times, loved by all and considered a defining moment in mastodon history but followed by something extremely mediocre

we're removing garlic bread from our menu, you fuckers don't deserve it

once you ignore your devastating loneliness you'll find there is absolutely nothing wrong with ordering five pizzas and eating them in a gutter on the side of the street, completely normal

we will be cancelling stuffed crusts, start eating them or we'll force them down your throats you ingrates

at dominos we give you exactly as many pepperonis as you little shits deserve