Paulโ„ข ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ #Friesland

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Toasters Penguins & Haddock. Gets Things Wrong. Not Often.

RT @[email protected]

Oh, so ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜'๐˜€ what he meant.

#Sunak

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: https://twitter.com/Trogdouser/status/1620060411520221186

Paulโ„ข ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ #Friesland on Twitter

โ€œOh, so ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜'๐˜€ what he meant. #Sunakโ€

Twitter

More Bonehead than Cartlidge.

RT @[email protected]

James Cartlidge, who has spent the past hour claiming that the IMF forecast, which shows the UK is the only major economy set to shrink this year, is actually evidence of the Government's successful economic strategy, accuses the opposition of "living in a parallel universe."

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1620418243872845824

Adam Bienkov on Twitter

โ€œJames Cartlidge, who has spent the past hour claiming that the IMF forecast, which shows the UK is the only major economy set to shrink this year, is actually evidence of the Government's successful economic strategy, accuses the opposition of "living in a parallel universe."โ€

Twitter
*sigh*
Meanwhile...
Oh, just Fuck Off, you colossal bunch of lying, cheating, immoral Wankers.

Erm.
Because it's Sky News.

The reporting equivalent to asking next door's half-blind Labrador to repair the thermostat on your boiler.

RT @[email protected]

Dear @[email protected]
Why do you flag up Dan Neidle as a โ€œLabourโ€ supporter when you do not flag up the chairman of the BBC, Richard Sharp, as a โ€œToryโ€ supporter?
Asking for those who expect fairness and honesty from a national broadcaster.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: https://twitter.com/RandallNortham/status/1619661407896895488

Randall Northam on Twitter

โ€œDear @SkyNews Why do you flag up Dan Neidle as a โ€œLabourโ€ supporter when you do not flag up the chairman of the BBC, Richard Sharp, as a โ€œToryโ€ supporter? Asking for those who expect fairness and honesty from a national broadcaster.โ€

Twitter

Oh, so ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜'๐˜€ what he meant.

#Sunak

This just in from the Department for The Bleeding Obvious.

Also inside this week's newsletter:

โ€ข Bears In Woodland Defecation Scandal
โ€ข Noted Pontiff's Religious Affiliation disclosed
โ€ข Large, cloud populated area above our heads found to be blue

๐˜š๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ > ๐˜๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ, ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ท๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜Š๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜–๐˜ง๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฆ: "We need a really heavy hitter to go on #R4Today to defend the whole Zahawi thing."
"I know who"
"Errr, is there anyone who *doesn't* look like they've had a heavy night smoking crack?"
"Well..."

Knives Out.

#ToryPolluter