D. A. St. Hilaire

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Early modern lit prof. Hockey fan. Neophyte metalhead. Not always in that order. She/her.
Sharing is caring. #DogsOfMastodon #CatsOfMastodon
Erasmus has figured out how to open zippers. No treat pouches are safe. Hide your cookies! #CatsOfMastodon
Unionize all the delivery services drivers!
Nothing quite like the gut punch of having a thrice-revised book project rejected.
This little boy. šŸ˜ #DogsOfMastodon #Whippet
The spouse and I just woke up our sleeping 9-month old pup by whining and crying and shrieking just so he’d know what it’s like because we are tired and petty.
The speed at which he can go from total asshole to sweet baby is astonishing. #Whippet #DogsOfMastodon

When an eel has a maw
with a pharyngeal jaw,
that’s a moray.

When the jaws open wide
and there’s more jaws inside,
that’s a moray.

When it skulks in a reef
and has two sets of teeth,
that’s a moray.

When an eel bites your thigh
and you bleed out and die
that’s a moray.

Why do I feel like he’s about to interview me for a bank loan? #whippet #WhippetsOfMastodon