Imaginary colors?

Pigments of your imagination!

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

To stay in shape, my grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

She's 97 today, and we don't know where she is.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.

She whispered, 'They're behind you...'

How do Amish girls know if it's a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?

They don't; it's always a surprise!