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Basic b*tch

#haiku

Bleating taxi horns
muffled by feath’ry snowfall -
time for a gyro.

#nyc #newyorkcity
#poetry #poem #poetrycommunity #dailyhaiku

NOT FOR YOU

The first thing that I noticed was her dazzling damsel eyes

but heaven knows I’ve had a thing for freckles since age 5

her smile was up there too goodness knows it radiates

alas her brilliance shown like stars like diamonds in space

an outsider from realms unknown she came into my home

and left a mark upon my soul my heart my brain

Her throne.

#poem #poetry #dailypoem #poetrycommunity

#rejectedtvshowpilots Charlie Brownshirts (might actually be on NewsMax. I’m unsure.)

Life has finally calmed down a bit so I should have more time for writing very soon. If you want to follow me I dabble in:

#poetry
#haiku
#microfiction
#shortstories
#middlegrade
#fantasy

From blind ocean depths
To blinding snow-whipped mountains
When two shoulders touch.

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#poem #poetry #haiku #dailypoem #poetrycommunity #photopoem #picturepoem

Someone asked ChapGPt to come up with 10 Commandments for the modern world. I could be guided by these principles. Perhaps a new religion is in order?

New city of Austin motto!

We’re dropping “keep Austin weird.“

Instead, we are trying out, “Austin: where the half-inch layer of ice protects your car when the tree branch falls on it during our annual once-a-century ice storm.“

Yo, @apple i need a way to flag important texts so I go back to them rather than just leaving them as unread.
Adulthood is like being stuck at summer camp and saying “wait, this is *not* the activity I signed up for” every single day. #adulting #AdultingIsHard #deepthoughts

The GOP cycle

-cut taxes or propose shifting the burden to the lower/middle class (“fair” tax)
-decrease revenue
-complain about rising debt
-cut social programs designed to help average Americans
-complain that government doesn’t work

Rinse, repeat.