Dick Masterson

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The goddamn people handling these work visa services are all slap dick and mulligans.

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we’ve been forced to cancel our live shows...

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“we’ve been forced to cancel our live shows...”

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“Astros players have already been hit by pitches 7 times through 3 games. It’s February 26th... https://t.co/Yd5Z8HYb6e”

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Trump saved the world.

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I fucked up last week and forgot to shoutout @[email protected] for this wicked awesome thumbnail. Should I put this on a t-shirt? Limited run. VERY LIMITED. Respond for yes. Gotta hit a minimum.

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I fucked up last week and forgot to shoutout @[email protected] for this wicked awesome thumbnail. Should I put this on a t-shirt? Limited run. VERY LIMITED. Respond for yes. Gotta hit a minimum.
Neat! You could win $500 for leaving Busby’s a review. I guess that’s a smart way for a business to up their review score after they COMPLETELY FUCK UP.

Vietnam didn't happen in the 90s.

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tell me something i dont know

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My nephew drew this picture of me. I don't see the resemblance.
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