Dick Masterson

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Welcome to the party, pal!

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A story in 3 parts:

-Maddox has one of the most popular blogs on the internet in the aughts

-Writes a few shitty books, his shtick gets tired, people lose interest

-Becomes SJW in attempt to stay relevant; now digs thru people’s tweet history to flex his anti-white bonafides https://twitter.com/maddoxrules/status/1233223495888166912

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/CEOErickHayden/status/1233230967562817537

🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ on Twitter

“A story in 3 parts:”

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Nice! MABTW FTW! Thanks, @[email protected]! turns out I really did educate a lot of men to the art of chauvinism. Please call in and help two of our virgins out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ554aGKkVI&start=1829
Interview With A Man Episode 212 - Donovan Sharpe

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When??? And hell yes! You just can't sleep on my precious couch. You have to use a bed.

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@[email protected] I'm actually spending my vacation money on visiting California in March but I can cancel my return flight if you'd wanna let me bum on your couch for a few days to podcast and hang out. If you know any honeys you can even direct my next porno

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SimianJimmy/status/1233186542593748993

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“@LABasedComedian I'm actually spending my vacation money on visiting California in March but I can cancel my return flight if you'd wanna let me bum on your couch for a few days to podcast and hang out. If you know any honeys you can even direct my next porno”

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NOW do you want to go to Vegas, @[email protected]???

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Finally I wanna shout out people like @[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] and many more who have showed me support and kindness even when I wasn't the easiest or kindest person to associate with.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SimianJimmy/status/1233166564477804544

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“Finally I wanna shout out people like @thewavywebsurf @realRUSTYCAGE @BrittChenteale @EmperorLemon @nerdcity @bigsington @asterios @LABasedComedian @Gokanaru and many more who have showed me support and kindness even when I wasn't the easiest or kindest person to associate with.”

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The goddamn people handling these work visa services are all slap dick and mulligans.

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we’ve been forced to cancel our live shows...

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Misfits/status/1233107185653231616

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“we’ve been forced to cancel our live shows...”

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“Astros players have already been hit by pitches 7 times through 3 games. It’s February 26th... https://t.co/Yd5Z8HYb6e”

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Attention friends and frenemies...we’re doing a bonus episode tonight at 7PM PST! Post your problems. Post your inventions. See you there! http://buff.ly/2LFIoKh
Not a bad idea. From what everyone is saying, it sounds like a TI took place. I’ll need Busby’s to send me all the emails they received about the show. Something tells me that’s going to be like pulling teeth. But I will pull those teeth.

RT @[email protected]

The thing to do @[email protected] is after the funeral, get the receipts from the venue for alcohol, food, and tickets, and then just send a copy of that to the nutsacks over @[email protected] and what the hell @[email protected] so they know exactly how much money they left on the table.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/madcucks/status/1233059103284613121

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“The thing to do @LABasedComedian is after the funeral, get the receipts from the venue for alcohol, food, and tickets, and then just send a copy of that to the nutsacks over @BusbysEastLA and what the hell @maddoxrules so they know exactly how much money they left on the table.”

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