I got paw in my dog butt today! *happy dog noises*
| Species | Dog (big, dumb) |
| Relationship | Married and open |
| Linkies to Stuff | https://linktr.ee/Desertdoggo |
| Status | PReP, DoxyPEP, 🦠, 🐒, tested 15/APR/2025 |
Desert Doggo
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A hare, that for sexual purposes, is occasionally a big dumb dog. Usually found traveling the US and Canada with his fox. 🍹Mai tai and 🌮 enthusiast.
La Kwaaaaa BoyStewardess: "Would you like something to drink?"
Me: "Coffee."
Stewardess: "Cream or sugar?"
Me: "Black as my soul."
Stewardess, looking at the lock around my neck: "Always the ones with a collar."
@AnUndiesHusky 10/10 would cause havoc in packs with
@duncandahusky Excellent. Helps me plot and plan for your arrival. *mr burns fingers*
@duncandahusky Clockwise or counter clockwise?
That point in your life where the life changing artwork an artist said would be ready on Sunday and it’s Tuesday…
We have no idea who this clearly non-copyrighted Australian dog was. #COGWeekend #ShinyDogProductions
@zero They’re probably trying to figure out Net Promoter Scores… basically on a scale of -10 to +10 how likely are you to talk shit about a service so others won’t use it. There’s some psychology research behind it I guess. *dog shrugs*
I’ve given up on a lot of these surveys. Want my opinion? Pay me. :)
Catbus
@Rifka *chains fox collar to bed* no work need snuggles.