I got paw in my dog butt today! *happy dog noises*
| Species | Dog (big, dumb) |
| Relationship | Married and open |
| Linkies to Stuff | https://linktr.ee/Desertdoggo |
| Status | PReP, DoxyPEP, 🦠, 🐒, tested 15/APR/2025 |
| Species | Dog (big, dumb) |
| Relationship | Married and open |
| Linkies to Stuff | https://linktr.ee/Desertdoggo |
| Status | PReP, DoxyPEP, 🦠, 🐒, tested 15/APR/2025 |
Stewardess: "Would you like something to drink?"
Me: "Coffee."
Stewardess: "Cream or sugar?"
Me: "Black as my soul."
Stewardess, looking at the lock around my neck: "Always the ones with a collar."
I love you all and I am so.
Full.
Of bird.
Omg can @Rifka cook.