What’s wild is that they’ve decided to keep “monkey jesus” for its cultural significance. The painting could be professionally restored but it will remain that way forever

They are heavy and move quickly. All it takes is one shove or trip of an unsuspecting person that falls and cracks their head.

That’s what America’s centrists do. America’s left doesn’t trust any corporation much less costly owned media

The demo made Indiana Jones into Iowa Jack. Why would anyone think it’s cool to completely remove the soul of your favorite games?

The market for ultra- realistic graphics in video games is shrinking every year. People want smooth graphics and clean mechanics

I went to a vector sales seminar. After the first day the lead guy was so impressed with me i was one of 5 people he met with afterwards telling me to 10x a list of people i knew, he asked everyone else for 100 names. I knew the next day we would have to buy a $150 knife kit and likely be coerced into contacting that list to pester those people into buying knives so i slept in and skipped it. I woke up to an annoyed phone call from the chief lackey complaining that i should have attended.

I’m glad i skipped out.

It’s even got a trading card game

China executes pedophiles and America elects them and worships at their churches. It’s really not a complicated comparison. There is no gotcha here

School budgets are tied to property taxes for the district the schools serve.

When i was younger i thought they were a public institution. Then i learned they are a private corporation beholden only to themselves. Companies basically pay for good ratings.

They’re trying to claim it’s ISIS related because they can’t fathom why an American would throw a homemade bomb at openly racist and proud fascist Jake Lang.

Only a militant Muslim boogeyman would want to do violence towards an anti-muslim protest