any mutuals on here want a blue sky code?
ME: The Earth is 71% water
SCIENTIST: Yes. True.
ME: And practically all of that water is uncarbonated
SCIENTIST: Okay, sure. Not sure where you're going with this but
ME: So the Earth is flat
SCIENTIST...
ME: ...
SCIENTIST: Listen here you little shit
we were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert
got a blue sky code going if anyone cool wants it. i decide if you’re cool.
app hoping from here to blue sky to twitter then back and the vibe changes are giving me anxiety
always imagined my midlife crisis would involve something incredibly stupid, extremely dangerous, and gratuitously expensive, but it seems instead i’ve just really gotten into herbal tea
currently in negotiations with my first two to find out what their support in this will cost me
considering keeping the existence of soft plays a hidden from my next kid
whoos riddy for a beg day of hordcor divilipmint?
the punishment for committing the perfect crime is being unable to brag about it