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Gay catgirlI'm being bullied by fucking pokemon go. Cw: pokemon go screenshot, stupid pokemon name
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@Dayglochainsaw Sweet good idea, hey everyone play my game it's at improbableisland.com and it's a text adventure about probability as the fifth fundamental interaction, there's a lion who keeps popping up in increasingly elaborate and unlikely disguises, it's screen-reader friendly and you can run it no problem on a single-core laptop from 2005 (heck that's my dev machine), please boost because I'm crap at marketing
Sue π€My favorite part of online is everyone either thinks youβre 100 percent serious all the time or you do nothing but jokes and you canβt be anything in between.
ππππππππ πππon Twitter if someone has a bad take, everyone makes fun of it, blocks/mutes and moves on
on Mastodon, we convene 1000 committees and draft up formal articles of censure and it takes three days to resolve
Cuttlefish πββοΈBecoming a cloistered monk
*Cap'n K'nuckles voice* Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead, Flapjack! Hark! Hark, Triton. Hark! Bellow, bid our father, the sea king, rise from the depths, full foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge, and brine, and can scream no more. Only when, he, crowned in cockle shells, with slithering tentacled tail, and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd ar
"The Cool S"ringing my little tiny fucking bell
The Lighthouse (2019) but it's Flapjack and Cap'n K'nuckles
Discourse Goat's favorite show is South Park