Flavortown has fallen

We needed a social media app where the brands can get a little nutty with it and be “real” with normal guys like Dane Cook and Tom Brady

Logging on

That freaking cheeto is going to the jailhouse where they don't even serve covefe and the hamberders are cold

I think a thing that’s increasing bothering me as more and more “centrist” pundits get involved in concern trolling over child focused gender identity clinics is that an implicit assumption on both their part and many liberals is that children don’t have any real personhood and should not be given any agency even when it involves something so deeply personal only they could know

Weird Al Swearengen

I didn’t know that I needed this photo of Jennifer Coolidge as a Tokusatsu villain but I did

We haven't even seen Paul Dano's strongest form: Paul Steve-O

I'm on the Oscars Crisis Team as one of the Meryl Streep Irregulars

Flying to Poland in hopes the Witcher 3 devs will accidentally give me a next generation vagina