I think it's time we came clean.

The CIA invented #Bitcoin.

It was created by our Office of Financial Market Manipulation devision as an elaborate #shitpost entry for the CIA competition for finding new ways to launder the profits from the drugs we sold in the 80's. (Yes, we sold that much we're still trying to launder it all)

We didn't think it would end up like this. 

Elon Musk tweeted an image on a whiteboard from a "Twitter HQ code review" that wrapped up early Saturday. The image has attracted nearly 12k upvotes and over 1,000 comments over at the subreddit r/ProgrammerHumor, under the title "Twitter for Dummies". The image itself is an architecture schematic, not code. I put it on a Miro Board and Luke Dubois and Mark Hansen helped annotate it. If you're curious how Twitter's bits work, check it out here: https://miro.com/app/board/uXjVPBnTJmM=/?share_link_id=748653261357

Elon Musk should buy Ticketmaster next.

I think it's glorious that there's now a Mastodon server operated by people who used to work for Twitter (macaw.social). I could have never imagined it when I started in 2016.

Twitter is getting cooked from the inside out. Please get in touch if you are there and seeing security issues people should know about. DM for Signal. Thanks.

I’ve asked this on Twitter before but let’s also try it here in the hope to reach more people outside of the #infosec bubble.

Do you use a password manager?

Reblogs appreciated!