NHS: "Everything's falling apart! It's an emergency! HELP"
LEGAL SYSTEM: "Same!"
ENVIRONMENT: "Same!"
SCHOOLS: "Same!"
ECONOMY: "Same!"
HOUSING: "Same!"
LEGAL SYSTEM: "Same!"

UK GOVERNMENT: "...yeah, those big dogs are a bit much. We'll get right on that".

The Telegraph 2010: "Vote Conservative."
The Telegraph 2015: "Vote Conservative."
The Telegraph 2016: "We must vote Leave to create a Britain fit for the future."
The Telegraph 2017: "Vote Conservative"
The Telegraph 2019: "Vote Conservative"
The Telegraph 2023: "Flee! Flee while you can! The UK is not so much stagnating as it is fossilising. Fifteen years of anaemic growth mean that real wages are still below their 2008 peak."

#ToriesBrokeBritain
#UKPolitics

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/08/17/under-50-time-jump-ship-leave-britain/

I thought I saw Dwayne Johnson in town earlier, but it turned out to be an Irish lookalike

It was a Sham Rock

No, YOU get out!

Another day, another #Kickstarter -- this time, @ColleenDoran's long-awaited adaptation of @neilhimself and Terry Pratchett's _Good Omens_: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dunmanifestin/good-omens

Colleen's previous adaptations of Neil's work have been works of art, and won a lot of well-deserved awards, so I'm really looking forward to this one.

(NB: this adapts the book, not the TV show; related, but not identical.)

There's an early-bird tier available only today, so I recommend giving it a look now…

So many people lining up to see the new Margot Robbie movie. Which is fair enough. After all, summertime is...

[Lowers shades]

Barbie queue season

[Flees]