DashWallkick

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I used to have dozens of followers! DOZENS!!
(walking into the corral, chewing a piece of straw, barely hiding a few stray supernumerary appendages) y'all got any horrors you need comprehended

DRIVING A CAR
• expensive & boring
• bad for the environment

BURSTING INTO THOUSANDS OF BATS
• free & exciting
• environmentally friendly
• you will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies

Twitter Promised Them Severance. They Got Nothing

Staff laid off by Elon Musk were assured they would be compensated following mass cuts. As the deadline passes, the silence has been deafening.

WIRED
drugs are a hell of a drug
've seen enough I'm calling it: Morbius is now Speaker of the House
Matt Schlapp being a closeted gay would retroactively justify every joke about how weirdly queeny he is, which means it has to be true.
Jajajajajajaja
opening up a boy with the cold ones
https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7zgpq/men-set-on-fire-california-immigration-center-arson of course it was fucking bakersfield, where else do you get that kind of glorious Cali hilbilly incompetence
2 Men Accidentally Set Themselves on Fire Trying to Burn Down an Immigration Center

Video shows both the men running away from the fire they set with their clothing in flames.