This is who runs this account

what the problem is Mr. Officer

the disdain my parent’s cat has for me. i love it

Squid ink pasta in a capers and paprika sauce topped with toasted bread crumbs, Parmesan and shrimp

🎵 Something takes a part of me
You and I weren't meant to be
A cheap fuck for me to lay
Something takes a part of me🎵

Seasoned salmon, Caesar salad and a butternut squash puree

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here

it’s always nice when cooler heads prevail

you can run but you can’t hide

giving my son the sex talk