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Former Film student @AberUni & @warwickuni. Huge #AFOL, @WBA STH & cricket obsessive. Tweeting bollocks. Writer of nonsense & twaddle.
Twitter: @DHPLover
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Have we had any hints as to what the #SecretScreening on Monday is maybe going to be? #Cineworld #Unlimited
I always forget how pretty it can look at the NEC when the sun is shining…as long as you avoid the goose shit of course
I appear to have made another error with my socks at Resorts World. Will anyone spot them and complain this week?
A reminder of how much I miss these two idiots
Your weekly reminder that I’ll NEVER be over it
OH DO F**K OFF TESCO!!!! IT’S AUGUST 7th!!!

#OTD in 2012:

Andy: “Buzz, check this out. A pink bra and a 12-pack of condoms. Now, that's what I call optimism.”

#TheCloser #ArmedResponse

#OTD in 2007:

Brenda: “It’s from Lieutenant Flynn. ‘Remember, Chief, when recovering from shock it’s important to keep your legs elevated.’”

#TheCloser #Manhunt

#Ghostbusters is on BBC One. I’m sure it won’t shock you to learn that I fell for Peter Venkman when I was about 5 or 6 years old & it was released on VHS. I haven’t looked back since.

A imagined foursome with Han Solo, Indiana Jones & Dr Venkman! At the age of 10! Imagine that!