Out playing PokemonGo, I end up near a public stadium area where kids are playing. While stationed there, one of the kids approached me: "Please don't call the police M'am, we're just playing" "Wait what?" "We're just playing and sometimes people don't like it so they call the police." "I'm just playing PoGo, don't worry dude!" "Oh okay."
Actually infuriates me that this kind of shit is happening here.

I do not need a glowing trilobite parasail kite. I do not need a glowing trilobite parasail kite.

The only history on my computer that’s highly embarrassing is the number of times a day I have to run sudo !!

listen, I've had my moments, but at least I've never mansplained Margaret Atwood's book to Margaret Atwood