Thinking about the time I called a crisis line and made the person on the line ugly laugh by talking about my IT job and saying "I basically have the same job as you except the people calling me want to kill themselves because Excel isn't working"
Liberals tell you that they want you to vote, that democracy is important. But as soon as you vote twice, everyone loses their minds
Hello, I went back to the birdsite but it's boring over there rn. How are things on the mammal sites
I need a NT wingman I think. I'll fix your computer
An anthropologist interviewing me in the nursing home for a paper on early internet culture: "Interesting, could you tell me more about this game I just lost?"
Looking forward to being 80 years old and quoting all of the really stupid memes that will be lost to time to people who are not 100% sure if I'm detached from reality
You may be onto something
Can we make this the left wing Pizzagate where we all agree to unironically believe this even though it's insane?
Jordan Peterson's daughter's russian vampire ex husband drank of his blood and turned him
