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@Crashed_Out
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An excellence of elloquence, and artisan of articulation... sorry, I cannot type that with a straight face. To steal a quote, "I am intelligent enough to know how dumb I really am".
Crashed out at 7:30. Woke up a bit before 1AM. Three or four separate muscle groups seized. The cramps were real. This is what I get for sleeping on my back like a normal person. I need a banana. Quick... I need some multivitamins. A Centrum Silver reflecting my Silverback gorilla prowess.
The realization that my coffee mug at work is essentially an adult sippy cup.
This explains my need for a nap...
I wish that it would hail. A big storm. I venture out into the thick of it, shirtless, sporting a little helmet, and demurely drape myself across the hood of an automobile. All the while exclaiming,"Thank you Mother Nature, may I have another?"
Not really lmao. Joking with a friend this afternoon on the topic of Midwestern weather.
This song goes hard for complete jibberish.
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