i just got Horizon Zero Dawn but keep accidentally calling it Zero Dark Thirty

i like my men like i like my tea: named Earl.

people are always like “when you think of the stars and the vast infinity of the universe, doesnt it make you feel small?” and im like no bitch my shitty retail job makes me feel small

my hair is almost exactly like Sean Bean’s in GoT so thats cool i guess

papa decided to get down and dirty and ate a whole box of these

im out here trying to do the impossible: the French Inhale with an Inhaler