How you feel when she shows you pictures of the guy she likes: https://t.co/kcLQbYpBUj
#tech #startups

A dog walking down the street alone looks lost. A cat walking down the street alone looks like it's going about its usual business.

As a child, dirty jokes are inappropriate and "for adults only", yet as an adult, dirty jokes are deemed immature and childish.

Anything is a UFO if you're stupid enough. #Showerthoughts http://redd.it/74ptb4

If you replace the "W" in Where, What, and When with a "T", you answer the question. #Showerthoughts http://redd.it/74lopy

We say "it's raining outside" as if it ever happens that it is raining inside #Showerthoughts http://redd.it/74mptd

Good looking people with terrible personalities are real life click baits #Showerthoughts http://redd.it/74nbx1

Old ppl get more XP, but their stats lvl down instead of leveling up. Reality is buggy. Very bad game. 2/10. http://redd.it/74i588

The best housewarming gift is a furnace. #Showerthoughts http://redd.it/74jhk5