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I'm a human living the Cat Life. I sleep...a lot. I rarely go out- it's too peopley. As a cat, I do what I want. Accept me...or not.
I'm not a parody account. I'm a purrody account. I like to purr.

Lunch:

Chicken tenders cooked in the air fryer...plain, no breading.

In a sandwich.🥪

Calli had her chick-chick plain.🍗

We are both ready for a nap now. ❤️🍗🥪🐈🐾

It nice to be nice
And dat's why I wears Pink.
It mean to be mean
And all bullys, dey stink!

Like zombees, dey bad,
And I tell yoo all wat
Dem bullys shud go
After kissing my butt!

#CheddarPoetry #PinkShirtDay #ItNiceToBeNice #BullysBad #CatsOfMastodon

Bristle Kitty says:

Why is it everyone else can experience glitches....but when I experience glitches, I get tutorials on what I'M doing wrong?

I AM NOT THE PROBLEM.

I may be old....but I don't have dementia. And I'm not stupid.

Ugh

Mastodon is like Twitter tonight.

So negative.

Twitter, on the other hand, tonight, has some really beautiful & uplifting posts.

I think I'll go back there.

Meowt.

For Jimmy. ❤️🕯️🐈🐾

I love this song.

Perfection is overrated. Striving for perfection is an unrealistic goal. It causes stress, which leads to illness.

My body is fighting a battle. It's being attacked & is fighting for it's life..& mine.

I need to appreciate that..& it.

https://youtu.be/dg3PberzvXo

Not Perfect by Tim Minchin

YouTube
My life is very exciting. I've got another veggie that made my day. Super pumped about these green radishes I found. They're great. Very mild. No peppery taste. Super crunchy. Tastes more like cabbage. And that color. Just beautiful.

What the hell is this now?

Soon, it'll be totally pay to play.

What's up, Mummy?

#CatsOfMastodon

#CatsOfMastodon Dad took me for a nail trim. Hated it. But I got ham from mom when I arrived back 🍖 home. Napping now. #CatNap #Cats