The best new eco funeral option is human composting, let’s hope they had advance directives to support that industry as well!

“Fellow Apple fan boy” would have indicated that you didn’t mean it as an insult.

And I say that as a huge Apple fan girl.

What does ‘Gabbing’ mean in this context?

https://kbin.social/m/RedditMigration/t/43599/Reddit-censoring-information-about-kbin

If you are longing for a world that you never lived in

Middle aged Americans definitely remember a time before everyone was online all the time. It’s not dreaming of some hypothetical unknown Camelot.

What about… coffee beans, CoffeeNerd?

This works even better if you imagine the parrot is Zazu, as voiced by a sexy John Oliver.

He’s a dreamboat-y mcboatface.

Spezmusk would classify this as an act of the landed gentry!