I was out fishing one day and couldn't understand why a boat I saw just kept getting bigger and bigger...
Then it hit me.
CaptainPatent
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1 Mooch?!
I bet he barely lasts a Welk!
But we all want a nude Tayne
Dance Paul Rudd, Dance | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | adult swim
Remember: The early bird gets the worm...
Personally I prefer to sleep in until there's waffles.
People are always astounded to learn I have a police record...
But I love their greatest hits.
After having it stuck in my head for days, my wife finally shouted "for the love of God will you stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis?!?..."
I said Maybe!
"Then you will see it is not the paperclip that bends...
It is only yourself."
Why are jokes about elevators always so good?
They work on so many levels.