Mastodawn

Steve Rogers

Mar 16

Lety Does Stuff Mar 15

RE: https://mstdn.games/@64bithero/116234053266114810

me meeting a famous french baker

Steve Rogers

Jan 15

I keep getting marketing emails at work from the domain “xcitiumshield.com”, and, every single time, what I see is “cum shield”.

Steve Rogers

Oct 15

BenRiceM Oct 15

Vision Pro (2025) is the most fun you can have with two straps and no lesbians
https://mastodon.social/@alexcox/115378420906483820

How much back would a humpback hump if a humpback could hump back?

https://newsnationnow.com/science/humpback-whale-sex-both-male

Steve Rogers

Jul 30, 2025

Paul Cantrell Jul 28, 2025

I can’t remember who said the Democratic Party is acting like a •minority party• when what we need is an •opposition party•. The piece below captures that feeling (and its venom is fully justified).

https://www.everythingishorrible.net/p/fucking-fight-you-useless-fucks

Fucking Fight, You Useless Fucks

Fucking Angus King edition

Everything Is Horrible

Steve Rogers

Jul 19, 2025

Lisa Jul 19, 2025

Knowledge is knowing that a gargoyle serves as a waterspout to direct rainwater away from a building, while a grotesque is purely ornamental.

Wisdom is understanding that no matter what you call them, you would probably still be DTF one of the characters from the 90's cartoon. 💫

Steve Rogers

Jul 17, 2025

I experience attraction to different genders differently. I am much more likely with androgynous to femme presenting people to see a random person and think “they are very attractive”. But the doctor who just walked in the room? 🥵 That man is hot!

Ok this made me lol

I didn't believe my wife when she told me Micky Dolenz from The Monkees had taught her a magic spell that turns people into dogs with a single stare. Then I saw her face, now I'm a retriever.

Steve Rogers

Apr 20, 2025

Vagina Museum Apr 19, 2025

A statement from the Board of Trustees of the Vagina Museum regarding trans inclusion.

Pronouns	He/Him
Avatar	Digital illustration of Captain America’s shield in pink, purple, blue, and white instead of red, white, and blue.
Header	Screenshot from Captain Planet. All five Planeteers stand side by side, holding their rings aloft. A beam of colored energy extends upward from each ring.