Steve Rogers 

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đź©· Bisexual
đź’ś Husband
đź’™ Dad
đź©· DBA
đź’ś ADHD
đź’™ #BWithTheT

make sure to be gay on the computer or alan turing died for nothing

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AvatarDigital illustration of Captain America’s shield in pink, purple, blue, and white instead of red, white, and blue.
HeaderScreenshot from Captain Planet. All five Planeteers stand side by side, holding their rings aloft. A beam of colored energy extends upward from each ring.

RE: https://mstdn.games/@64bithero/116234053266114810

me meeting a famous french baker

I keep getting marketing emails at work from the domain “xcitiumshield.com”, and, every single time, what I see is “cum shield”.
Vision Pro (2025) is the most fun you can have with two straps and no lesbians
https://mastodon.social/@alexcox/115378420906483820

How much back would a humpback hump if a humpback could hump back?

https://newsnationnow.com/science/humpback-whale-sex-both-male

I can’t remember who said the Democratic Party is acting like a •minority party• when what we need is an •opposition party•. The piece below captures that feeling (and its venom is fully justified).

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https://www.everythingishorrible.net/p/fucking-fight-you-useless-fucks

Fucking Fight, You Useless Fucks

Fucking Angus King edition

Everything Is Horrible

Knowledge is knowing that a gargoyle serves as a waterspout to direct rainwater away from a building, while a grotesque is purely ornamental.

Wisdom is understanding that no matter what you call them, you would probably still be DTF one of the characters from the 90's cartoon. đź’«

I experience attraction to different genders differently. I am much more likely with androgynous to femme presenting people to see a random person and think “they are very attractive”. But the doctor who just walked in the room? 🥵 That man is hot!
Ok this made me lol
I didn't believe my wife when she told me Micky Dolenz from The Monkees had taught her a magic spell that turns people into dogs with a single stare. Then I saw her face, now I'm a retriever.
A statement from the Board of Trustees of the Vagina Museum regarding trans inclusion.