Dr. P.F. Cacklefanny Jr MD Esq

@Cacklefanny
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Highly likely to be human; odds are good
80% certain, just in general, like anything
Capable of producing enjoyable words to look at
Highly unlikely to produce enjoyable words 80% of the time

Have you ever stared up at the night sky and thought, "well, shit. damn."? Me too. Let us be neighbors on one of the many vertebrae of this enormous monster we've all gone and gotten ourselves stuck with. If you believe in yourself, and with a tiny bit of magic, everything will only be slightly worse.

Dr. P.F. Cacklefanny Jr MD EsqOct 13
What I have a hard time understanding, is why if you're an ethereal spirit all you can think to do with yourself is jostle my coffeemaker. Why? What did the coffeemaker do? There's stuff in the drawers, I get being curious but there just is no reason to shake around my appliance.
Show threadDr. P.F. Cacklefanny Jr MD EsqOct 5

@aburka

True enough, like I say glad there's an interest. But this is why orgs like the Ethereal Huntsman Alliance exists - we offer training courses, starter toolkits, extraplanar snacks, the whole nine. You don't have to gather up in a conference room and pretend; we can take you to the nether hells and be back for dinner.

Personally I think we should make the onboarding sessions easier to find. Ghstr does them on the material plane and I think we can too.

Show threadDr. P.F. Cacklefanny Jr MD EsqOct 5

@aburka

As a former ethereal huntsman I'm glad folks are taking an interest but I doubt the types showing up are prepared for the unfathomable horrors venturing into the shadow realm necessarily entails. Bet none of em could trap an orb, much less succeed in spiritual warfare with beings capable of drawing out every form of inner turmoil. Shit I bet they don't even know what the cat toe is for. Or what a cat toe actually is. Amateur stuff for sure.

Dr. P.F. Cacklefanny Jr MD EsqOct 3
If a stranger approaches you and offers to fix all your problems through blood sacrifice, just say no. Save it for marriage, don't be reckless.
Show threadDr. P.F. Cacklefanny Jr MD EsqSep 27

@baptnz @tea

There was a fifth path

Consume them

Show threadDr. P.F. Cacklefanny Jr MD EsqSep 26

@mcc

We all travel the rainbow bridge, hand in hand with LeVar Burton into the sparkling clouds of literature, to take from the minds of those who came before great legends and insight. Or it's some stuff for a class, some bullshit for work, either way it's quiet and nice and the WiFi is free.

Show threadDr. P.F. Cacklefanny Jr MD EsqSep 25

@catsalad

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Dr. P.F. Cacklefanny Jr MD EsqSep 25

One day the market fundamentalists will come face to face with their machine lord and realize, oh shit, damn, turns out we probably shouldn't have done all that. I don't actually like having my every behavior tracked and ads served up before I finish having a thought, it's incredibly unnerving and my kid is a deranged consumer zombie. This actually, rather sucks.

Probably not, but a man can dream.

Dr. P.F. Cacklefanny Jr MD EsqSep 23

@AtanasE

Reject FOMO, embrace ROMO, experience JOMO and then discover FOBI

The path has been revealed, behold Fomoromojomofobi and cross into enlightened existence

Dr. P.F. Cacklefanny Jr MD EsqSep 23

It is probably the case that what I saw this evening was a flock of birds. I've been told they might not be real, these seemed pretty legit to me. Good wings, satisfactory chirps, the whole nine. If they're artificial there's some good models these days.

One day I'll catch one, pair it with my Bluetooth speaker and see what I can find out. Maybe it will tell me where the alien is. We all know it's there, I just wanna see it.