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🏳️‍🌈 Ohio transplant from Arkansas. Daddy’s boy. Not your daddy, more like your dirty older brother. Exploring my solosexual/bator side.
🔞 MDNI 🔞
IT/SysAdmin nerd. Board gamer. 🤓
Look at this little shit. She’s been kind of annoying today, but now she’s being so sweet and cuddly.
That single Twitter SRE this morning:
Ma’am. I’d just like to relax and watch Picard.
Oh FFS
I wish executives would take a fucking PowerPoint class. Slides this dense are totally useless.
They felt the need to buy ad space for this?
Office Depot is out here trying to corner the market on bisexual office chair sales.
Hey @US_FDA @FDA_Drug_Info, get with the fucking program. You’re ruining lives of people with ADHD who just want to live a normal fucking life.
Y’all… I saw the pasta fleshlight fucker while eating dinner at Fazoli’s. The breadsticks warned me.