Id you let YouTube autoplay for a while, you eventually end up on one of these 7 hours “Rise and fall of (insert civilisation) videos.

I have sleep learnt about so many historical events.

I bet he gives the best scritches.

So now my head cannon is that Freddy chills in dogs dreams when he needs a break from the grind.

Did they give their drug dealers jobs?

Pam Bondi:

That’s, Stop being a cunt, dickhead. In Aussie.

SIX! I shove more than that into my mouth in one go, fucking six…. Oooo look at Mr 6 chips over there, he’s sooooo good at portioning his food, god I want to fuck him…… Said nobody.

Has departed…… Bitch, it never had those values, you gotta have values to depart from them.

My favourite thing g to do when I meet a crazy Christian is to call god a bitch and dare him to smite me to prove to his follower his power, I’m still here.