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So does anyone have any good recs for servers where I won't get in trouble for cursing out misogynists in my mentions?

This is objectively very funny.

Twitter is falling apart. I currently can’t follow anyone or post anything. In the midst of this, Musk had a meeting to find out why his engagement is plummeting.

An engineer looked into the code, found no issues, and speculated it’s because he’s less popular.

Musk fired him on the spot. 👶🏼

https://t.co/orXAYv5yEq

Elon Musk fires a top Twitter engineer over his declining view count

Inside Twitter 2.0, turmoil leaves employees stretched to the max

Platformer
Doctors hate her! This woman solved every problem with this one weird trick!

For Gizmodo, I confirmed that multiple Twitter users, including one known as "THE Cumshot Gamer," haven't been paying for @TwitterBlue in weeks or months but still have "verified" Twitter Blue checkmarks.

https://gizmodo.com/twitter-blue-bug-verified-without-paying-elon-musk-1850090824

Twitter Blue Bug Seems to Let Users Keep Their Checkmark Without Paying

The struggling subscription service has fewer than 300,000 paying users—and some of them might be verified freeloaders.

Gizmodo
If only Twitter didn't fire everyone who knew how the API worked and what was connected to it.
@scream How are things going at Twitter?
lol. lmao
@ everyone who went back to twitter