The last time I went to the cinema it was cold in the room. And the feature started with 20 minutes of ads. Not trailers. Ads. I just paid you 165 sek. Why are you showing me adverts? It just left such a bad taste in my mouth I haven’t been since. I even got a free ticket at home for Christmas from my employer. And it doesn’t get me back to the cinema.

Finally gonna play the first 3 games of The Longest journey and Dreamfall. I am convinced Funcom are great story tellers but awful mmo creators. See Anarchy Online, The Secret World, Conan Exiles. Great story telling. Terrible mmos.

Would have great internet too if the telecommunication companies didn’t just pocket the money for installing fiber infrastructure. Twice.

We were. But now number one Gun crime country in Europe. Woohoo!

Nah, I’m good sums the whole venture up pretty well.

Send me a text or call me. The family and friends I want to talk to will make an effort. The rest I don’t really need to know about.

So pissed at Skyrim for doing this. Why touch it now after all this time? Fuck you Todd. I will not pay for your shitty mods.

That’s when you think of Homer Simpson. “Lisa, if you don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.”

Annihilator - i used to say annie he lator - the spelling on this word. Seriously.

Hyperbole - like 2 years ago i found out its not hyper bowl. Really?

Onyx - Onks. On icks? Only 40 years saying that word wrong…

I thought it said lightning and was expecting to see some bad ass night shot on a cliff with a storm raging in the background. It said lighting.