@fesshole His favourite mug tasted different straight from the dishwasher.

@Funkydrummer @fesshole This was the comment I came here for.

@andrewornot @fesshole Probably because all the ladies are hovering over the seat to piss.

@fesshole Cheaper than dishwasher tablets...

@fesshole They are grim now thanks to the enshittification of Cadbury.

@fesshole You set your dishwasher to whichever setting works best for you.

@fesshole A tradesman friend of mine has a collection of single jigsaw puzzle pieces from rude and unpleasant customers that leave their puzzles unattended.

@fesshole The stealth 'poo-cooker'.