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Special AceGent Rock Confidant Oct 18, 2018

sadie Oct 18, 2018

Hey guess what I'm getting a big ol surgery, help me out with some of the hella costs

https://www.gofundme.com/ariellesurgery-recovery-fund

Click here to support Arielle's Surgery Recovery Fund organized by Arielle Grimes

I've been waiting a long time to say, "Ooch my cooch!". The time has come. In 2014 I started preparations for this life changing surgery. I was not able to get things done in a timely matter due to interference from bad actors in my life. Thankfully I'm in a safer healthier place and I've be...

Special AceGent Rock Confidant Sep 25, 2018

👻™ Enthusiastic Goblin 🐊🌩️Sep 25, 2018

Special AceGent Rock Confidant Sep 25, 2018

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Special AceGent Rock Confidant Sep 24, 2018

Now @[email protected]Sep 23, 2018

Somebody: Oh you’re a lesbian? You must just not have had the right dick lol

Me: actually my girlfriends dick is great shrug emoji idk what to tell ya

Special AceGent Rock Confidant Sep 14, 2018

The Ham Kleptomaniac Sep 14, 2018

#FF Me. Do it, cowards

Special AceGent Rock Confidant Sep 14, 2018

The Ham Kleptomaniac Sep 14, 2018

the most unrealistic show is how i met your mother because it posits that anyone will still be alive in 2030

Special AceGent Rock Confidant Sep 14, 2018

garfield Sep 14, 2018

the reason young people dont "read books" (that is, read poetry or "literary" novels) is because every contemporary writer is a rich person writing for rich people

Special AceGent Rock Confidant Sep 14, 2018

knzkate Sep 14, 2018

this is ur friendly neighborhood nonprofit worker to remind u that the red cross is trash and local organizations will always be more nimble and effective after a disaster and make sure you check charity navigator before giving to a new nonprofit

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Special AceGent Rock Confidant Sep 14, 2018

@The_Ham_Kleptomaniac Supposedly the writers consulted with aces in LA when doing the Todd coming out storyline

The ep in question involves a barrel of "family lube"

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Special AceGent Rock Confidant Sep 14, 2018

@The_Ham_Kleptomaniac I'm leery of season 5 based on what I heard about an ep of Todd & his girlfriend having to hide being ace from her family

It sounds wholly vile