the reason young people dont "read books" (that is, read poetry or "literary" novels) is because every contemporary writer is a rich person writing for rich people

@garfiald

Jonathan Franzen has never lived paycheck to paycheck so forgive me if I don't value his work

@cjwyoming Nothing gets me so excited that I start hopping on both feet like the prospect of reading about a professor dating a younger woman and then being sad about it for 400 pages

@garfiald

Every contemporary author is just doing a bad DFW impression

@cjwyoming DFW was just doing a bad Thomas Pynchon impression
@garfiald and Thomas Pynchon was unreadable in the first place