As an atheist, my respect for your religion is inversely proportional to the number of rules you have about hats and costumes.

I think we can all agree that the Ghosts of Don Knotts, and the Three Burts (Lancaster, Reynolds, Young) want the Yankees to win the World Series.

Teddie, All Natural Peanut Butter: if you don't make the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in your home, but you hate the person who does...

Unpopular (perhaps) opinion: an old fashioned is just whiskey and nonsense.

Corazon is an infinitely more fun word to say than heart.

From here on out, whenever I travel, I'm going to ask the first person I speak to upon arrival how to get to "The World's Largest PF Chang's" when they claim they don't know, I'm going to act really disappointed and ask, in a defeated voice, if they know how I can get to the closest airport.

Arby's is delicious. That's it.