Teddie, All Natural Peanut Butter: if you don't make the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in your home, but you hate the person who does...

The Arby's Meat Mountain is proof of a Divine Don Knotts that is both benevolent and vengeful.

"I was fired for being a dick, and now I want money" there, I fixed the headline.

I didn't want to be a jerk about this, but if China insists on this nationalist crap, they ran up the score in ridiculous events, winning countless medals in ping pong and badminton, and hey, that's fine, but you don't get to do that and then try to diminish a tie. Frankly, the ridiculous nationalism is ruining the Olympics.

Just straight up wholesome content here:

This Olympics has not lacked for wholesome moments.

Gabby Thomas? More like AB-by Thomas, great Scott!

Today would have been Don Knotts 100th birthday, and I choose to celebrate his life rather than mourn his death.

But, not giving Presidents immunity for the wat crimes they commit would mean president would be accountable for their war crimes sounds like a pretty argument to me...

This picture looks as thought it was drawn with the idea of "what makes America absolutely horrible" as the central theme.