In the old days, one of the best parts of a Beatles concert was watching to see how long it would take for Ringo to realize that no one was going to spin his drums around so he could face the audience, so fuck it, he might as well do it himself.

So Indy whips the sword out of the guy's hand, then it cuts to a close-up of the guy's hand holding a sword, then it cuts back to the guy running away because he has no sword and Indy has a sword.

The Sky News livestream of people milling about the outside of the stadium in Cardiff has gone to a screensaver
#OasisLive25

Only a hew hours left until the inevitable flurry of social media posts about how Liam's voice sounds like shit from a bunch of people who never liked Liam's voice in the first place
#OasisLive25

Does that fucking weasel Stephen Miller remind anyone else of Joseph Goebbels or is it just me

A propos of nothing: Billie Piper once actually said to me, "I saw you at the bar last night, and I was going to come over and say hello, but I didn't want to bother you."
#DoctorWho

Only Trump could look at the film industry and think, "Americans are watching too many foreign films."