Mastodawn

Every one has varying reasons
why they suddenly awake at 3:57am..
But some of us know for a fact
It is the trolls
Living behind electric outlets
making shoes and shit.
That's right..I'm going there. Fucking trolls.

#thinkingcap

ThinkingCap 🦋Aug 18, 2023

Cmere fat ass,I got your muffin man right er.

*new york flirting is hard*

#thinkingcap

ThinkingCap 🦋Aug 18, 2023

thudfactor ⚓️Aug 13, 2023

This Eastern Tiger Swallowtail visiting my butterfly bush was easily as big as my hand. #bloomscrolling #butterfly

ThinkingCap 🦋Aug 18, 2023

fungible thadius Aug 13, 2023

Me, any time I go out in public

ThinkingCap 🦋Aug 18, 2023

‮Aug 13, 2023

hitting a rich person so hard that money falls out like a pinata

ThinkingCap 🦋Aug 18, 2023

The Deer Whisperer 🦌⚓Aug 14, 2023

This is an example of what I mean when I say they follow me around like puppy dogs. Often when they travel they do it lined up like this. I've had 9 or 10 deer at a time follow me around like this.

#Photography #Deer #WashingtonState

ThinkingCap 🦋Aug 18, 2023

The Deer Whisperer 🦌⚓Aug 18, 2023

Video of Multnomah Falls, Oregon:

#Video #MultnomahFalls #Oregon

ThinkingCap 🦋Aug 18, 2023

MicheleV_AK Aug 17, 2023

While Otis appears to be drunk, he is not. His belly is very, very full, and he is very, very sleepy. #Alaska #KatmaiNationalParkAlaska #BrooksFalls #SleepyOtis

ThinkingCap 🦋Aug 18, 2023

Georgia the Explorer Aug 18, 2023

When 75% of your weekly client meeting is spent teaching them to open and edit documents it’s acceptable to start drinking in preparation for said meeting