@[email protected] @sheikyerbouti_ I'm extremely uncool. My bar is low.

@[email protected] @sheikyerbouti_ Would you maybe be able to invite me too? I want to sit at the cool kid table.

I've never asked someone to unzip a dress as an attempt at seduction. I have tiny t-rex arms and can't wriggle free without help.

I still don't understand why your instance matters if you have the good sense to not look at the federated timeline.

tights with slingbacks like I'm somebody's fucking mum

I owe you guys so many whiny toot contrition cats.

I am eating gnocchi in the bath and panic reading my presentation which is still 2 minutes over.

Yes very helpful thank you