I've never asked someone to unzip a dress as an attempt at seduction. I have tiny t-rex arms and can't wriggle free without help.

I still don't understand why your instance matters if you have the good sense to not look at the federated timeline.

tights with slingbacks like I'm somebody's fucking mum

I owe you guys so many whiny toot contrition cats.

I am eating gnocchi in the bath and panic reading my presentation which is still 2 minutes over.

Yes very helpful thank you

I'm an extremely unintelligent person with no quant analysis experience and I've forgotten how to do words and everything is terrible.

Why is nobody helping me cheat an interview for a job for which I'm grossly underqualified?