Look at the baby owls 🦉! Just LOOK, you guys. I want!

me to #parkdale night cat: here kitty kitty *kissy noises*
*cat is apathetic. raccoon hopefully comes down from tree*
me: ...not you

‪inspired by our kindergartener ‬
https://mastodon.cloud/media/rwTZG0yj2oPyL_kye6M

I'd like to take a moment (just sit right there?)
To remind everyone that I'm not just funny AF, I'm also the Programming Director of http://indiebrew.net an online indie music radio station that plays EVERYTHING.
AND I make art, which you can check out here http://oakiedokiecrafts.com

work slowly, call lots of meetings with lots of people, table key issues, focus on what color things should be, focus on the state of the coffee maker, misplace tools, write "void" in the corners of contracts, replace working pens with broken pens, hide the staples, go on mastodon at work, all day

My drunk friend woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on her face.
I love Sharpie markers.

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https://mastodon.cloud/media/muX0dQPI2_b6Gs2sqQ8

Based on how I react when the toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.