Bartleby's Corpse

@BartlebysCorpse
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When the world needed him least, he appeared.

Software Engineer. Amateur Youtuber:
https://www.youtube.com/@BartlebysCorpse

Locking my account on this server because it's redundant. If you follow me, you can keep up on @BartlebysCorpse
@molly0xfff I have a former stray, so he might have some hunter-gatherer instincts, though judging by his behavior whenever I go near food, he's definitely more of a gatherer.

@megazone @SwiftOnSecurity
Option 1: Sell Twitter for multiple times what it is worth to the Big Chungus man-baby hopped up on amphetamines, then hop out in your golden parachute to Cocaine Island (or wherever these lizard people retire to)

Vs

Option 2: Watch as your valuation plummets to a fraction of its current state before the Big Chungus Man-Baby hopped up on amphetamines eventually buys you out for 10% of his original offer

Decisions...🤔

@molly0xfff
Much like a computer engineer struggling to light a fire in the woods, domestication has led to the devastation of survival instincts in canines.
Mass Effect - Jenkins Curbs His Enthusiasm (fullscreen version)

YouTube
@Bonnie_Sparks make sure that you save Jenkins.
@RufuScott by specifying, "No Wrex," I take it that means Garrus still made it into your crew?