JUDGE: Where is counsel?
TRUMP: Was convicted yesterday
JUDGE: And co-counsel
TRUMP: Is testifying against me tomorrow
JUDGE: Oh dear. Who will represent you?
TRUMP: I will represent myself
JUDGE: Ok, I will allow it. How do you plead, Mr Trump, guilty or not guilty?
TRUMP: Not Emmer!
Hello Mastodon
As Space Karen is fucking up Twitter, I came here to create my Mastodon account. This is the same T Dawg you may know from Twitter. I am not yet actively posting here, but if Elon Musk continues with rate limiting, I will end my 15 years at Twitter and will be here with my Mastodon friends. Cheers (PS these are too long, hate reading stuff this long)
What’s been obvious for quite awhile is that Twitter “influencers” don’t write for human interactions.
They write for algorithmic interactions.
They’re not directly influencers of people. They’re influencers of algorithms.
So yeah, Twitter “influencers” hate the Fediverse because they can’t play the same games.
Yet what’s the result of removing algorithms? More human interactions, less shady “influence”.
@juddlegum and yet DeSantis won re-election. He won by a lot. He made no secret of who he is. I wish teachers had united around this message last fall. It IS heartbreaking. And it’s going to be so much harder to stop now.
This must be amplified now. Or he could be president some day. And THAT’S terrifying.
Put on your thinking cat
#meme #animals #aww #catsofmastodon #dogsofmastodon #alttext
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