And lobsters are scorpion mermaids.

This comment is how 10-year old me first learned the word “bimbo”,

But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

Descartes said it best. The only thing I can know for sure is that I do, in fact, exist.

I graduated in 2010 and my high school had a 3d printer. They weren’t common in the 2000’s but they were around.

Can confirm, was an edgy atheist when I was 14 then real life managed to chill me the fuck out.

I’ll always remember the kid who broke both his arms and his helpful mom.

I’m amazed at the sheer devastation of the church and the buildings to its left. I had no idea that level of destruction in war was possible before conventional explosives.

Friend: Brings up really cool idea for something to do Me: Awesome! When do you wanna do it? Friend: blank stare uhhh, I’ll have to figure it out, this week isn’t good

EVERY TIME